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   ISABELLA COUNTY, Mich., - The Isabella County Sheriff’s Office   
   has issued a statement via Facebook announcing that due to   
   inflation, the department has exhausted its fuel funds. As a   
   result, deputies have been instructed to manage non-life-   
   threatening disputes by phone until the budget resets.   
      
   RELATED LINK: Man taken into custody after stand-off with   
   firearm in Isabella County   
      
   The statement goes on to say that deputies will continue to   
   respond to call with an active suspect.   
      
   "I want to assure the community that safety is our primary goal,   
   and we will continue to respond to those types of calls," said   
   Sheriff Michael Main.   
      
   https://wwmt.com/news/local/isabella-county-sheriffs-office-   
   announce-department-has-exhausted-gas-funds   
      
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