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   The Happy Hippy to All   
   Trump aces an MRI scan   
   30 Oct 25 18:10:14   
   
   From: the.happy.hippy.nntp@ntlworld.invalid   
      
   https://uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-boasts-perfect-mri-scan-140156520.html   
      
      
      
   US President Donald Trump says he recently underwent an MRI scan and claims   
   the results were 'perfect' and 'some of the best reports, for the age, they've   
   ever seen'.   
      
      
      
   Ah yes, just like how he aced a dementia test.   
      
   I don't know who Agent Orange thinks he's fooling in pretending an MRI scan is   
   somehow routine, would be carried out without a very good reason for doing it.   
      
   Being his second medical examination in six months it has led to renewed   
   speculation that something is not right with America's Hitler. Neurological   
   issues, stroke, tumours, and arse cancer, are amongst possibilities.   
      
   Suspicion is falling on brain function given the latest examination made no   
   mention of cognitive and neurological functions as they have in the past.   
      
   Or maybe they were simply trying to find or recover the Epstein Files and   
   Client List, clear a blockage, after he'd pushed them up his back passage to   
   hide them from public scrutiny ?   
      
   Last time there was a three page medical report on how Trump was the   
   healthiest person walking amongst us. This time it's just a few short   
   paragraphs.   
      
   That he let slip he's had an MRI scan, when he really shouldn't have, may   
   actually be the best sign we have of his mental decline. The max factor   
   lathered all over his hands has already revealed how his body is falling apart.   
      
   It's Halloween tomorrow - Maybe he'll impress us all by simply crumbling to   
   dust ?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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