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   NEMO to All   
   The Best of Henny Youngman (part 1)   
   07 Dec 25 19:21:26   
   
   XPost: soc.culture.israel, talk.politics.guns, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh   
   From: fsturluogh6@qmail.not   
      
   What’s the definition of a queer jew?   
   Someone that likes girls more than money.   
      
   What’s the difference between a boy scout and a jew?   
   A boy scout comes back from his camp.   
      
   Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?   
   They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.   
      
   What’s the best way to get a Jewish girls number?   
   Roll up her sleeve.   
      
   What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?   
   “Wanna buy some candy?”   
      
   What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?   
   A Jew.   
      
   Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?   
   Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off.   
      
   Why do jews wear yamakas?   
   Half of a hat, its cheaper.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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