From Newsgroup: rec.arts.drwho.moderated
From Address: stopstaring@boobs.com
Subject: Paris Jackson really really wants to be the next Doctor

Hi guys... okay, so, my name is Bok-C, and, uh, there's this girl, and she's 
like really pretty, and she told me she really really really really wants to 
be the star on Doctor Who!  I bet she'd be really good at it too, because 
she was in show choir, and she's Michael Jackson's daughter, and she was in 
drama club, and... oh!  She also has her driver's license now.  Well, 
actually it's a learner permit, because she's still only fifteen, but she's 
a really good driver and I'm sure she'd have no trouble driving the 
Tardismobile.  She'd be like *vroom*vroom*vworp*vworp* watch out Master, I'm 
the Doctor twelve-point, uh, -oh and I'll run you over on my Tardismobile! 
Ever since somebody told her they're looking for any age and any gender 
she's had her heart set on it.  So I hope you guys all support her, and if 
there's anybody here who can pull any strings it would mean a lot, because I 
know she'd be devastated if she doesn't get the part and might even do 
something drastic if somebody tells her her dream can't come true.

OK, thanks in advance.  Byeeeeee.
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Bok-C

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