-=> Quoting Daryl Stout to Mark Hofmann on 03-19-15  07:50 <=-

 DS> The worst part after all the cold, snow, and ice around here, is the
 DS> abundance of potholes. I've seen some bizarre pictures on Facebook
 DS> (obviously photoshopped), to prove the point...such as...

 DS> 1) A pothole so big that there's a man sitting next to it, with a
 DS> fishing pole down into the water.

Possible.  Especially around here... but the fishing probably wouldn't
be good for another couple of months...

 DS> 2) A pothole so big that the pothole repair truck got stuck in it.

Not totally improbable... 

 DS> 3) A pothole so big that all you see is the top of the giraffe's neck.

Now that one is unlikely....

 DS> 4) A pothole so big that it opened its own gift shop. 

LOL

 DS> But, you need several days of real warm and dry weather, for the new
 DS> asphalt to repair the pothole, to take hold.

There are cold-patch fixes, that work for a while, even in colder
weather, but this winter hasn't even been conducive for those... too
cold even for them...

ttyl       neb

... Murphy's Law explains things better than conspiracy theories.

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